Nellbifvad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Nellbifvad created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellbifvad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nellbifvad, it will destroy your home planet.

Nellbifvad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nellbifvad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Hide if three squirrels approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.