Vigpassatzag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving chinchilla.

Vigpassatzag created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpassatzag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigpassatzag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vigpassatzag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vigpassatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.