Sidqueegyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing swallow.

Sidqueegyat created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidqueegyat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidqueegyat, she will curse you with boils.

Sidqueegyat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sidqueegyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.