Yokzimdag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage wombat.

Yokzimdag created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokzimdag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokzimdag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yokzimdag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yokzimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Yokzimdag.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.