Padbadraw is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Padbadraw created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padbadraw, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padbadraw, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Padbadraw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Padbadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Padbadraw loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about snails.