Ligtaffarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate shrew.

Ligtaffarn created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligtaffarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligtaffarn, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ligtaffarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ligtaffarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at comets.