Quimdan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful bear.

Quimdan created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimdan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quimdan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the north.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not chop down trees.