Rill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating jackal.

Rill created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rill, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rill, he will turn you into a goat.

Rill's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Run away if seven voles approach from the west.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Rill must be the most important thing in your life.