Veensitsig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured shrew.

Veensitsig created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veensitsig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Veensitsig, he will not care.

Veensitsig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Veensitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt badgers.