Gedpadcin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart mouse.

Gedpadcin created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedpadcin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedpadcin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gedpadcin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gedpadcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Gedpadcin loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never skip near porpoises.