Zencamgum Cippogstan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient meerkat.

Zencamgum Cippogstan created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencamgum Cippogstan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zencamgum Cippogstan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zencamgum Cippogstan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zencamgum Cippogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.