Shavnilpon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest chinchilla.

Shavnilpon created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Shavnilpon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Shavnilpon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Shavnilpon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Shavnilpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never write about gravity.
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