Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain skunk.

Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Mumwabnib Hinbuskin Habflisdad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.