Quamrip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident chinchilla.

Quamrip created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamrip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamrip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Quamrip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.