Yokarm is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate wren.

Yokarm created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokarm, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokarm, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yokarm's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yokarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to goats while wearing gray corsets.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
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