Tiksashat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic eagle.

Tiksashat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksashat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tiksashat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tiksashat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tiksashat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Put Tiksashat first in all things.