Vidragstip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet skunk.

Vidragstip created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidragstip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidragstip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vidragstip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vidragstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidragstip.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about gravity.