Wadcepquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane goat.

Wadcepquill created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcepquill, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadcepquill, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wadcepquill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wadcepquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Wadcepquill's priests.