Nanpiglad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless goose.

Nanpiglad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanpiglad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nanpiglad, he will not invite you to parties.

Nanpiglad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nanpiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Nanpiglad first in all things.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured snakes.
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