Hentableg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust shark.

Hentableg created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Hentableg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hentableg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hentableg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hentableg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.