Diblakyart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain wombat.

Diblakyart created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Diblakyart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Diblakyart, she will send minions to preach to you.

Diblakyart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Diblakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear turquoise shirts.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the east.