Naknartbast is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable manatee.

Naknartbast created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Naknartbast, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Naknartbast, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Naknartbast's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Naknartbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Run away if four capybaras approach from the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.