Cardidflis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing lobster.

Cardidflis created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cardidflis, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cardidflis, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cardidflis' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cardidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not take Cardidflis' name in vain.

3. You must love Cardidflis.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never skip in the presence of whales.