Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, fast warg.
Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Fagnurlvedmityokfetvannib's priests.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.
5. Respect your elders.