Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful hippopotamus.

Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Basthudgepfoss Shavpanlog Godbossrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.