Gebdidaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic wasp.

Gebdidaf created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdidaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebdidaf, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gebdidaf's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gebdidaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.

2. Gebdidaf loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.