Binbotpig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing shrew.

Binbotpig created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbotpig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binbotpig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Binbotpig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Binbotpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Binbotpig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.