Cadnakcunbet is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish meerkat.

Cadnakcunbet created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Cadnakcunbet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadnakcunbet, she will turn you into a rock.

Cadnakcunbet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cadnakcunbet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadnakcunbet.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. You must love Cadnakcunbet.