Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty centipede.

Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nullquagzedjam Gedtamrip Gamflyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.