Yammutrilvabsagwad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust hedgehog.

Yammutrilvabsagwad created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yammutrilvabsagwad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yammutrilvabsagwad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yammutrilvabsagwad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yammutrilvabsagwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yammutrilvabsagwad's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yammutrilvabsagwad.

4. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the south.

5. Never eat cucumbers.