Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous yak.

Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bissrilmanbafhimhotkimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.