Hadyattkip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful lion.

Hadyattkip created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadyattkip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadyattkip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hadyattkip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hadyattkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.