Kikyakcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish jellyfish.

Kikyakcim created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kikyakcim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kikyakcim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kikyakcim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kikyakcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikyakcim.

5. Kikyakcim loves seals, so they must be honoured.
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