Hubgadyak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil wren.

Hubgadyak created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgadyak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubgadyak, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubgadyak's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hubgadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.