Baplibnig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, annoying raven.

Baplibnig created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Baplibnig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Baplibnig, it will turn you into a plant.

Baplibnig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Baplibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Baplibnig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.