Nelyoglegpib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered capybara.

Nelyoglegpib created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Nelyoglegpib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelyoglegpib, it will not invite you to parties.

Nelyoglegpib's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nelyoglegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in the presence of rats.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not take Nelyoglegpib's name in vain.

5. Never wear brown dresses.