Liglimjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic rat.

Liglimjat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liglimjat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Liglimjat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Liglimjat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Liglimjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.