Cedfodtin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy bat.

Cedfodtin created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedfodtin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedfodtin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedfodtin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cedfodtin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedfodtin.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Cedfodtin.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.