Citfutparkdapbimfennib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented eagle.

Citfutparkdapbimfennib created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Citfutparkdapbimfennib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Citfutparkdapbimfennib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citfutparkdapbimfennib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Citfutparkdapbimfennib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt snails.