Mifbempan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive wasp.

Mifbempan created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbempan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifbempan, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mifbempan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mifbempan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifbempan.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Mifbempan on top of all buildings.

5. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.