Yarditdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying goat.

Yarditdav created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarditdav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarditdav, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yarditdav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yarditdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill tortoises.