Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing raven.

Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam, it will turn you into a frog.

Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flamragstaf Wikbigmumbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if six voles approach from the west.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.