Bafripsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying rat.

Bafripsis created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafripsis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafripsis, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bafripsis' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bafripsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always obey Bafripsis' priests.

3. Never wear gray corsets.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.