Dinfligfar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow goblin.

Dinfligfar created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfligfar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinfligfar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dinfligfar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dinfligfar's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Dinfligfar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if four sharks approach from the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.