Fumdonhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witty wolf.

Fumdonhub created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumdonhub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumdonhub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fumdonhub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fumdonhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fumdonhub on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about galaxies.