Cebmitrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent ant.

Cebmitrag created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmitrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebmitrag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cebmitrag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cebmitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cebmitrag's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Cebmitrag must be the most important thing in your life.