Paksughig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind dugong.

Paksughig created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Paksughig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Paksughig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Paksughig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Paksughig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Always help sick turtles.