Zodgombag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast bat.

Zodgombag created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgombag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodgombag, she will turn you into a slug.

Zodgombag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zodgombag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never sit near great tits.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Never play with disobedient children.