Tagwatxincit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong goblin.

Tagwatxincit created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagwatxincit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tagwatxincit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagwatxincit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tagwatxincit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt eagles.