Donbimveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever crow.

Donbimveen created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbimveen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donbimveen, he will cry a lot.

Donbimveen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Donbimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never bounce near swans.

5. Do not stand on grass.